Anyone know if the Park Distance Control feature can be added retroactively? Thanks all.
Unfortunately, the rear Park Distance Control has been standard on the MINI Cooper SE for years. You're one of the first to be faced with this dilemma. Your clueless dealer should contact MINI to answer this question. The phrase "class-action lawsuit" should be mumbled at some point in your discussion.
Here's an
ebay seller who claims to have the genuine MINI electronic parking sensor parts (for a mere $187.90), but you'd need the special wheel-well trim pieces that have the angled mounting holes for the sensors. The seller does not indicate if the sensors can be added to a car that never had them in the first place.
All MINI Cooper SEs were supposed to have the rear parking sensors as standard equipment. Because MINI raised the ground clearance of the SE 0.71 inches (18 mm) to "ensure the relevant ground clearance for the high-voltage battery installed in the vehicle floor," they made the SE's wheel-well trim pieces wider to avoid unattractively increasing the space between the tire and the trim. When it became clear to MINI that they would not be able to include the standard rear parking sensors, they must have started manufacturing the wider wheel-well trim pieces without the angled holes. How long did that take? It wasn't simply a matter of deleting the sensors--they had to start making new wheel-well trim parts, which incurs the additional expense of new tooling, new part numbers, documentation, parts-stocking, etc.
IMO, rather than making this feature omission a secret that owners had to discover after paying for that feature and finding it missing, MINI should have made plugs for the holes in the standard SE wheel-well trim pieces and promised a retrofit when the parts became available. It is obviously the right thing to do. I'd love to know the full story about why they simply omitted the feature and pretended it never existed--without bothering to tell MINI's website department.
In the case of the Harman/Kardon sound system that MINI could no longer supply, they offered a $550 discount on the Signature Plus and Iconic trim cars on which that sound system was listed as standard. No such discount was offered for the missing parking sensors.
The plot thickens when it comes to the cars ordered with MINI's Parking Assistant (standard on Iconic trim, optional on others). Those cars need both front and rear ultrasonic parking sensors (and the front camera, too, I believe). AFAIK, people who have ordered SEs with the Parking Assistant have not been denied the rear (or front) parking sensors because that would disable this expensive (and scary--I've tried it only once) feature. Apparently, those sensors are still available, but are being reserved for customers who spent more money.
Wow, I got a little carried away, but I'm very sympathetic with your plight because I love both the front and rear parking sensors on my Iconic SE. MINI did you wrong.