"A, 2, and d" lol!
These things really don't bother me. And frankly, I'm glad that my cars don't update regularly, that would drive me crazy. My phone does and it's obnoxious - most changes are for the sake of change, adding no value. In fact, it removes value because things don't work how they used to. And try a quick google search for how to find a function? Yeah, you'll get answers for two revisions ago. Maddening. One of several reasons I DON'T drive a Tesla.
Anyway, the Mini is my fun car. It is about the drive, not about the tech. My Sig+'s 6.5" screen is tiny compared to my Bolt's 10.8" screen, and you know what? I like it that way. It's a car, not a computer! (Well, ok, it's also kind of a computer these days, and all cars are drive-by-wire in the end - pay no attention to the man behind the curtain).