@insightman, at first I thought your perfect wife made a small mistake in not allowing that witticism, but on reflection I realize she just saved your a** from being a bit tacky. You have now shared enough about your wife for me to realize that we have one other thing in common besides the Clarity...My wife and I chose this plate for our Clarity PHEV (interestingly, "PHEV" is available).
However, she overruled the rhyme I originally came up with for the license plate frame:
Tiny ions, kicking a**
Taking names, and saving gas
(the forum bot made me use the **)
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