First Drive: Why the MINI Aceman JCW Might Be the Perfect Daily Driver
Disappointing quotes from that review that put me in rant-mode:
"If you’re going to launch a new chapter for MINI, you do it near the brand’s birthplace. And that’s exactly where we found ourselves: in the heart of Oxfordshire"--not until the very end of the article does it reveal this "MINI" is Chinese, not British.
"It wears its JCW badge like a medal of honor, and at nearly 4,000 pounds, it carries some serious presence."--I could live with about a half-ton less presence. This Aceman is only about 600 pounds lighter than the giant MINI Countryman SE ALL4.
"Fast Enough to Feel Naughty: MINI quotes 0-62 mph in 6.4 seconds, and we verified that with a RaceBox."--Car and Driver clocked the British MINI Electric at 6.2 seconds to 60 mph. If this Aceman wasn't so heavy, its 258 horsepower and 258 lb-ft of torque, with an extra 27 horsepower available in Boost Mode would make it seriously quick--perhaps even quicker than my 2021 SE.
"Compared to the Cooper Electric JCW, it’s far smoother and more predictable."--Is a JCW supposed to be smooth? How is the Cooper Electric JCW J01 less predictable? The article says the Aceman JCW controls torque-steer better, but after you get used to a car's torque-steer, I'd claim it's then predictable.
"MINI’s new Experience Modes are more than gimmicks. You get seven in total..." however, then, "But as the MINI engineer revealed, Go-Kart doesn’t touch the suspension or drivetrain hardware"--all the "Experience Modes" do is vary the steering effort, vary the accelerator pedal's response-curve, and unlock some extra horsepower for 10-second bursts. My idea of a MINI is centered on handling and these modes don't do anything to improve that.
"Let’s get practical."--I guess if you can have just one car in your stable, you might want it to be practical, but...
After "Let's get practical.", the rest of the article tries to rationalize the Aceman JCW's size and weight, then signs off with the fact that the Aceman doesn't matter because this 2-ton MINI isn't coming to North America.
/rant-mode