@Wildeyed Have your dealer pay for gas or have them provide you with an IONIQ as a rental.
I was told a few weeks when they ordered my lower gear assembly from Korea. It took 3 months.
That would be a huge expense if you had to pay for gas for potentially 3 months.
I'm sorry you had to go through this.
Side story: I took my vehicle camping back in July and was charging a few back up battery units for cell phones etc. I didn't put the vehicle in utility mode and as a result - it killed the 12v battery. I was in the same boat as you - the car wouldn't turn on, lock, unlock nothing at all! I simply hooked up a portable battery booster to the 12V battery, pressed the start button and off it went like nothing had ever happened. I haven't read this whole thread but it sounds like they've identified an actual part as being the issue.
Good luck!