Stodgy...oh my. I'm sorry that I'm stodgy because I don't perceive it the same way as you, but it doesn't look like the average hatchback to me. The front looks different and unique which initially caught my eye, however I don't spend my time standing outside looking at it all day. The range, technology, and interior features are more important to me, as I spend my time behind the wheel. As far as that is concerned, there is nothing normal about it. Huge upgrade from my 04 mazda 3, so I'm more than happy.
Jaguar I-Pace might be more to your liking, and it comes with some sick rims. 394 hp, 512 lb-ft torque, 0-100km/h in 4.8s, 90kWh battery, AWD, air suspension!