You troll quite well. I suppose everyone has
For you, science quite obviously ain't it. Your claim that you can "burn" hydrogen without any oxygen present is another perfect example of how you need a remedial grade-school course in introductory science. I can't even laugh at it; it's too sad for that.
Some reactions have an equilibrium temperature, which means the reaction slows when it approaches or reaches that equilibrium.
But you have confused the true concept that adding external heat to such reactions actually slows them, because they more closely approach equilibrium, with the false concept that artificially cooling them will actually speed up the reaction.
Clearly thermodynamics, and the flow of energy, are concepts you fail to grasp.
A Little Learning
by
Alexander Pope
A little learning is a dangerous thing ;
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring :
There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain,
And drinking largely sobers us again.
Fired at first sight with what the Muse imparts,
In fearless youth we tempt the heights of Arts ;
While from the bounded level of our mind
Short views we take, nor see the lengths behind,
But, more advanced, behold with strange surprise
New distant scenes of endless science rise !
So pleased at first the towering Alps we try,
Mount o’er the vales, and seem to tread the sky ;
The eternal snows appear already past,
And the first clouds and mountains seem the last ;
But those attained, we tremble to survey
The growing labours of the lengthened way ;
The increasing prospect tires our wandering eyes,
Hill peep o’er hills, and Alps on Alps arise !
