Electric car joke?

Discussion in 'Clarity' started by David in TN, Jan 18, 2019.

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  1. David in TN

    David in TN Well-Known Member

    So I'm at work the other day. There is a lady who works there who...you hear often of "bless her heart."

    She's asking about my Clarity. She says it is pretty.

    I tell her that it is both electric and/or gasoline. She asks if it has an exhaust pipe. I tell her "yes."
    She asks what comes out the exhaust pipe when it runs on electric. I tell her "electrons."
    She asks what they look like. I tell her it is kinda like a hair dryer, just blowing electrons all over the place.

    About an hour later, she is taking a trash bag to a dumpster in our office compound. When she gets near to my car, she goes to the other side of the drive area to avoid my car -- she said she didn't want to have her hair messed up with all those electrons!!!!

    Guess what color her hair is!?!?
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  3. laptop

    laptop Member

    Lol! Green?

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  4. Pushmi-Pullyu

    Pushmi-Pullyu Well-Known Member

    I'm guessing not natural blonde, but bleached blonde. Because, bless her heart, she has bought into the idea that turning yourself blonde will make you more popular.
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    JAMES BOND: I tend to notice little things like that -- whether a girl is a blonde or a brunette.

    TIFFANY CASE: Which do you prefer?

    JAMES BOND: Well, as long as the collar and cuffs match...

    -- "Diamonds Are Forever" (1971)
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  5. Pushmi-Pullyu

    Pushmi-Pullyu Well-Known Member

    But I was hoping for some actual electric car jokes.

  6. Chevy just introduced a new electric car. It's called the Bolt.

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  8. MikeB

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  10. insightman

    insightman Well-Known Member Subscriber

    This Saturday Night Live ad with Julia Louis Dreyfus promoting the AA (battery) Class Mercedes is pretty funny.

    This cartoon relates to cold-weather complaints about batteries being voiced on another Clarity thread:

    Last edited: Jan 19, 2019
  11. Pushmi-Pullyu

    Pushmi-Pullyu Well-Known Member

    I nominate MikeB's "hamster" cartoon for the win. Most of the cartoons that popped up on a Google Images search were either pretty lame, or were outright EV bashing... or both.

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  13. David in TN

    David in TN Well-Known Member

    The "joke" part of mine was that it actually happened this week!

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