I didnt go through all 7 pages, maybe a repeat, but I got this kit from EOS and it looks and works great https://eosplates.com/collections/mini-cooper-tow-hook-license-plate-mount-bracket-holder/products/2022-up-mini-cooper-mini-cooper-f55-f56-f57-mk3-tow-hook-license-plate-mount-bracket?variant=43337227042965
I had the same plate on my Audi and I was pulled over by an officer and I said the plate number is the actual plate number, he was amused and then he said " but we are not in Germany, so please put an official NY plate back on"
They don't look right to you. But they certainly look very right to me as well as other vehicles like Alfa Romeo and classic land Rover defender and etc. I have tow hook plate holder on all of my vehicles (Audi A3, VW GTI, new Land Rover Defender and the SE) and they look great to me. Centered mounted plate though not my preference sure doesn't look "wrong" and I am sure it looks "right" to many people.