Why not a COOPER S?

Also, ICE MINI Coopers don't just burn gas, they burn expensive premium gas. When I commuted in my gen-1 Honda Insight, I got away with about a dozen trips to the gas station a year and I'd laugh at friends complaining about refueling their SUVs one or more times a week. Just think how much of their lives were spent driving to and sitting in gas stations, not to mention the expense!