You are a smarter, more rational person than me. I can't really defend my decision, but I still don't regret it. I spent lots of time using Photoshop to simulate some kind of hood-scoop plug--nothing could match the simple beauty of the base MINI Cooper's hood. I also considered adding
Knight Rider-style scanning LEDs inside the scoop to emphasize the electricity of my SE. Too gimmicky.
I should note that car-modding isn't a pattern with me. Every one of my cars has stayed just the way it came from the dealership until it went to its next owner. I put a Weber carburetor on my used 1975 VW Rabbit, but that's the full extent of my history of car mods.
There's a 3-cylinder base MINI Cooper living down the block from me and I've admired its smooth, beautifully sculpted hood for years. It wasn't until I started complaining about the SE's hood scoop that someone informed me that even the MINI Cooper S has a fake hood scoop. BMW's 1st-gen supercharged MINI Cooper S had a functional hood scoop, but after that, all fake.
I've been obsessing over this hood scoop since July 9, 2019, the day MINI unveiled the production version of the MINI Cooper SE. Because none of the pre-production prototypes had a hood scoop, I was convinced MINI had made the right decision, realizing that a hood scoop has no place on an electric car. I was very disappointed.
With every letter I wrote to a different MINI executive who didn't deign to reply, I became more committed. Only Oliver Heilmer, MINI's head of design responded. He told me he would take my suggestion up with his colleagues in Marketing. Evidently Marketing said nope.
Because MINI Coopers used to be very configurable, I falsely believed the company would accommodate my minor, easy-to-implement, money-saving request. But here I am, sitting at home while my week-old SE is undergoing surgery at the body shop.
My
protest website is now a year old (I know because I renewed the domain name a few minutes ago). I've traded considerable marital capital to my wife for this silly obsession. After all that bluster, I'd look wishy-washy if I didn't go through with it.
I love the look of my MINI Cooper--except for this one unnecessary ornament. Soon it will be perfect and I will be sending photos to those executives who ignored my letters (and Mr. Heilmer, too). I will tell them how happy I am to have this fun, gorgeous electric car. I'll always be grateful MINI decided to sell the MINI Cooper SE in all 50 states, including non-ZEV Michigan.